Connor Burke

New show on May 12th at the Roux House, but I have no flyers yet.
I know, sad day for you. How can you believe me without a flyer.
You just need hope...strength...courage...and everything else you find in a Hannah Montana music video.
Sooooooooooo many updates though, for serious.
I just got so many important things going on...

Yet most importantly, I don't understand a lot of the stuff I'm studying for my Spanish final.
But not because it's in Spanish.
It's because I feel like I over rationalize all of the questions. For example, there was a question that said something along the lines of "A doctor wants to regulate cholesterol levels in a patient, what advice should you give him?"
And that seems absurd to me for a lot of reasons, mainly because at no point am I ever going to be asked to tell a doctor how to do his job, and especially not in spanish.

I feel like maybe our teacher should quit being so thrifty with her money, and go ask a doctor these questions herself instead of disguising them in our homework.
Because I mean, obviously HER cholesterol's bad, and she's too cheap and lazy to fork over that small copay and find out what's wrong on her own. Instead she passes off the responsibility on us.
I DON'T like being in charge of this woman's health.
I signed up for spanish class, not lifeguard training.
And yes, I have been a lifeguard and no, I didn't like it, and yes I am digressing!

...either way, I'm waiting for her to get to the point where she just asks her students for advice with really personal questions, even if they have nothing to do with the doctor, and we get problems on the final like, "A husband and wife have lost interest in each other and feel they no longer are in love, but have a kid and wish for him to grow up in a stable environment, What advice would you give them in order to go through with the divorce but maintain a trustful relationship with their kid?"
If she does do that, and I get an A on the test. The university should just give me a psychology degree and let me out early.

...or a hand written apology...in English.